
The ultimate holiday of the year is nearly upon us. Children are waiting with anticipation. My refrigerator is over capacity. Magic is in the air (mingled with a smidge of stress).
Yet even with all the enchantment of snow and reindeer and yuletide and whatnot, I’m unable give everyone a unique, personal present.
However, I have the next best thing: an angling-themed parody Christmas carol. I know – just what you’ve been wanting.
So gather with kith and kin around the old piano. Pour yourself a tall, frothy eggnog. Get the fire crackling. Have Aunt Gertrude flex her ivory-tickling muscles and join together in song.
For today, I present to you…









