
For many children of the past 75 years, there was a certain rhythm to the school year. Field days, D.A.R.E. presentations, and book fairs marked the passage of educational time. Another momentous milestone, loved by some and abhorred by most, was the Presidential Fitness Test.
Although there were older iterations, JFK cranked this exercise in exercise into high gear. One of the reasons was because American kids were perceived to be soft compared to the commies’ children. Anyways, all was well and good until Obama decided that kids needed Beyonce-led jazzercize instead of Cold War-era martial structure.
But I digress.
There was something satisfying about running, stretching, and pull-uping your way into the top 15% of children in the country. I propose that this current administration implement something similar for another demographic that is unfairly characterized as “soft.” Why not establish benchmarks for exceptionalism in one of the most historic and cultured facets of American sporting history?
Why not give out patches for being good at fly fishing things?
My modest proposal is based off of the Presidential Fitness Test that so many of us grew up with. It takes the spirit of the five events and imports them into the fly fishing world to create The Presidential Fly Fishness Test. Here are the 5 events:









