
If I were a man of lower morals, and it was possible to take out an insurance policy on fly boxes, I might be the victim of an unfortunate and devastating fire.
Nothing that would damage my home, mind you. It would probably happen in a trash can out in my driveway. The only casualties suffered would be a dozen or so plastic cases and hundreds of flies. By the time fire and rescue would show up, all that would be left might be some hinges. Interspersed in the carnage would be the larger hooks with synthetic yarn melted on in a black mess.
I’d shake my head and lament the loss. “So many nymphs… they never had the chance to grow up.” But right beneath the mournful veneer I would be rejoicing.
Why would I wish such a horrible fate upon my flies and fly boxes, you ask? Things have gotten out of control. There are flies of unknown origin and dubious quality interspersed between by go-to patterns. I have imitations for bugs that don’t live anywhere near me, and boxes that don’t really fit anywhere. Can you see why I’ve been pushed to the edge?
If you follow these simple guidelines you’ll probably avoid the desperate measures that I’ve hypothetically sunk to.




The Itinerant Angler now has a back catalog of over 100 episodes, and still ranks as one of the most popular fly fishing podcasts. Shows generally run half an hour, and feature Matthews interviewing a guest. With that many shows all revolving around fly fishing, the variety of topics is quite impressive.



